I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
somehow this turned into a costume party you have to get here now with my banana suit or I'm wearing my birthday suit
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
Stop calling my penis "Fat Jesus"
You gotta do what you gotta do. Like how I gotta drive in the rain to go get chicken nuggets. I just gotta.
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
Just a heads up that Dad just brought home a new Porsche and the sales girl he bought it from.
Umm okay. What are they doing?
They’re in the hot tub
Can I get divorced when I grow up?
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