That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I wish life had little blips of pornography
you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
I have fiberglass splinters all over my hands and woke up with a sign that says PUMPKINS in my room.
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
Anywho, an ostrich attacked me today. Fucking useless pieces of shit birds.
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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