Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
i need a new camera phone. my pictures from last night are as blurry as my memories. and neither tell me why i woke up in an airplane hangar.
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
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well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
Our house almost burnt down last night. I woke up at 4:10am to the smoke alarm going off bc the bean bag chair was on fire so i extinguished it and smoked a bowl at 4:20 to celebrate my fire extinguishing abilities
Excuse me hold on, hooking up with someone who is verified on twitter is like being important.
I'm convinced that college is the only place where one can have an existential crisis over what sweatpants to wear
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Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
He jumped into a mall fountain. I don't think that warrants a lifetime ban or the disorderly persons charge, but whatever. Fuck you Pennsylvania.
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
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