The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
Almost ran you over in the parking lot. You look good
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
i caught myself talking to a pigeon about my yeast infection.
Just got offered to exchange moonshine for manscaping services by a gay guy. I'm gonna have the smoothest back in St. Louis county.
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
holy f. i broke my toe giving him head. how does that even happen!?
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