How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
I just remembered our "im drunk enough to look at your vagina" conversation. Is that offer still valid? I really think I need a second opinion
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
Confession: Sometimes I wear my stolen scrubs to the corner store because people will think I'm a doctor and not just a girl too lazy to change out of her pajamas.
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
The only times girls talk to me at clubs is when they're asking if I'm okay when I'm puking outside. Or if it's a tranny
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
My joke about liking my coffee like I like my men IS ABOUT TO COME TRUE.
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
i just called dibs on the taxi driver at the bar that isnt drinking. im a grown up
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