I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
im pretty sure i just dented her unborn child.
Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
Mom brought home a 36 pack of Smirnoff and was all "ring any bells?" and then winked. I'm scared. What does she know?
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
time out. can we just pause the wholesome understanding friendship thing and be fuck buddies for a night?
we need a secret handshake
We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
Please come and kill me with a brick you dont even have to be nice about it just smash myfucking skull in this is the worst hangover ive had for at least a week
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
Someone is giving away free yogurt on craigslist. Can I get a ride?
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
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