My nipple is on Facebook.
Come home. Im drunk and cutting my own hair. This is bad, i need you.
You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
1.) You left the rest of your whiskey here 2.) I drank your whiskey 3.) then made a steam roller out of the bottle 4.) Everything tastes like whiskey
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
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Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
When you start lapping your martini like a cat it's time to go home. Partys over.
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
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