you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
The beer is more important than you right now.
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
I'm Michael Phelps, Olympic Champion.
Are you just smoking weed? Cause that's not actually a Michael Phelps costume
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
Woke up from a black out in a strangers Jeep without phone, shoes, or wallet.
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