I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
That was the gentlest I've ever been bitten in the face by a dog
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
Sorry you called when I was puking in a cheetos bag
She tried to ditch the cab before she payed but she forgot to grab her shoes and wake me up
spending today hungover and untagging myself from all the pictures of me kissing girls so grandma doesnt have a heart attack. how was your new years?
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
A milkman. But instead of milk I'm delivering marijuana. And instead of a milk truck it's an armored car.
You're a weed delivery man, in an armored car?
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
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