Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
haha I love it when I find out that girls who were mean to me in middle school are now some random dude's baby mama. thanks, facebook.
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easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
They found a chair, duct taped me to it, then gave me a bottle of vodka to 'make me feel at home'
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
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Building a door into the garage so when I bring girls home my mom doesn't wake up.
Pathetic yet considerate
The typical response to someone smacking their vodka soaked hand on your face is not to put your face in their crotch
I just found glitter from our Father's Day party on my balls this morning.
DAD WTF
I maxed out my credit card last night on powdered donuts and beef jerky
THAT BEAUTIFUL FACE AND HEAVENLY LIGHTING IS NOT HELPING THE NOT DEAD POINT HOW DO I NOT KNOW YOU ARE NOT TEXTING ME FROM THE AFTERLIFE
The after life smells like latex gloves and hand soap
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
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