Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
I keep replaying commercials about kittens frolicking and was crying nonstop. WILL MY PERIOD LAST FOREVER!?
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
she was literally 3 feet away from the garbage can, said she couldn't make it, and then proceeded to vomit on the floor in front of everyone in the restaurant
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
Nothing is creepier than a guy telling you "I was just thinking about you" in a men's bathroom when taking a shit
Dude, I work in two hours. Unless you can find Chris Hemsworth and convince him to have a three-way with us, I'm not getting out of bed.
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
I was asked to be part of a mmf threesome. I think I'd rather stay home, watching Orange is the New Black and cuddle with my cat though
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