Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
How long have I been using my debit card as a coaster?
Can I just text her like "yo sorry I fucked your boyfriend, let's go get sushi" or like nah
Are you awake? I feel like I need to confess my sins to someone not on this side of the country.
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
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