Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
I came out of bedroom with my jeans on backwards, zipped AND buttoned. I have inconceivable talents whilst intoxicated.
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He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
I guess I'll put a green shirt on. Also, I just snorted some protein shake power. That doesn't have anything to do with St. Patrick's Day. I just wanted you to know in case i die.
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We had hangover sex and then I called a taxi home. Told him I didn't want his number because, if it was meant to be, we would fuck again. He called me the queen of one night stands.
Donald Trump and I would be so adorably orange together!
Where did you go?
I'm not really sure. They have flavored vodka. I like it and I'm never leaving. Ever.
I'm in Florida in a retirement community the fuck am I supposed to do but watch tv and disgrace Jesus
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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