We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
He grabbed every salt shaker in the apartment and we haven't seen him since. He really really doesn't want to shovel snow anymore.
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
You HAVE to stop telling me about the shit you do drunk. I can't be both your brother AND your gay friend.
Consider yourself lucky. If I ever run into my ex, all I'll be able to think is, "I let you pee on me and lead me around on a leash."
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
Drunk you wants to be petty, not you you.
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
Randomize
