im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
Tonight must have been good, I have already had two cups of coffee but still couldn't figure out how to operate a door.
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
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How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
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You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
my drug dealer is also my eyebrow lady. Two birds, one stone.
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