So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
The only thing I've had to eat today was the half eaten sausage biscuit I found on my chest when I woke up this morning.
DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
totally just realized while washing my face that Cetaphil looks like semen.
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
If you can't accept me drawing a Santa hat on your penis then we can't be friends
I'm so baked, I spent the last hour trying to screencapture the cracks on my phone.
Well, she yelled at the stripper that she couldn't lick whipped cream off his nipples because she is lactose intolerant.
"Nobody needs to know that I have a vibrating butt plug and nobody needs to know that I'm probably gonna start wearing it at work"
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