That's when you crack a 10am beer
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
Apparently getting drunk, buying a guitar from your local costco and walking in to an open mic night is not the same as rocking out to guitar hero...
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
Holy sore nipples Batman
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
If someone tells me they're a paramedic, how inappropriate is it for me to ask what their save to kill ratio is?
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
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