And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
I sent her 8 pictures of my dick in a baked potato. Not sure how I thought that would get me laid later.
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
when seducing a hipster, do you think taking a nude pic on a lomo-camera app would increase my chances? grainy off-colored boobs and telling him how much i like reading salinger?
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
My pants zipper is stuck halfway down. I have to interview an intern later. This day is gonna be amazing,
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
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