As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
No, we ended up finding him drunk at a bus stop downtown sitting on the bench asking people for chocolates and amazing stories to "rid his mind of his whore of a girlfriend"
I am pretty sure they consider me one of the "bros". They compliment girl's racks to me and are the human forms of dick-be-gone. They won't sleep with me more than once cause it's "weird", or let any "untrustworthy boys" sleep with me and I still help them get laid. Not...fair...
If I was gonna be at your campus for halloween weekend, I'd dress up as the masked horny fairy and give out condoms. I'm so thoughtful.
I woke up in a tow truck cuddling plan b. Can you pick me up?
I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
My mom just walked in and saw a picture of his penis. She then asked me "Do you even have a cervix left?!" I don't know what to feel anymore HA
Yeah well that's a good thing right? Like mothers approval? Kinda like a Fathers blessing but. . . better?
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
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