Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
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I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
Just had to throw up on the floor of my car during traffic on the way to work. Car next to me saw both times. Found the downside to having a job right after graduation.
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
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I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
Well, he's moving. Now my only options are to accept it or fake a pregnancy; and since you are my only pregnant friend I'm going to need you to pee on this stick for me.
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
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