They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
hows a nice way to say "yeah i would go to your dorm, but it's snowing and I know you're not going to blow me, so what's the point"?
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just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
She said we "made love." I had to explain to her that when both parties agree that the first time time they have sex both people agree to video tape the whole thing its not "making love" but more like random good time fun sex.
If you already knew specifically that I was smoking a bowl in my remodeled bathroom AND THEN still wanted to initiate sexting, please proceed to the altar and marry me this instant.
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
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Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
Promise me you will not let me do anything sexual with or to a mini horse no matter how drunk we get. Ever.
Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
Casually blacked out last night and apparently told him he couldn't come back to bed until he got me Taco Bell.
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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