dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
and now that ive poetically compared your vagina to a nuclear missile, I hope youre prepared for this date.
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
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But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
We legitimately thought something was wrong with you until someone pointed out you were just doing the thriller dance
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
I just blocked a guy on grindr for having a little dick. See? I do have standards.
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answer my text you professional douchebag
and i mean that in the cutest, flirtiest way possible
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
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