Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
I know I'm really high but I swear I just saw him beating off to his fantasy football roster.
Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.
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i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
Are you dead or are you taking another 13 hour nap? you need to let me know these things ahead of time so i dont worry.
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
Green mimosas i think yes
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Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
If your night didn't end with writing a witness report for the cops at a shwarma place, your night was probably less interesting than mine.
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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