My bed smells like naked
Haha. At least it doesn't smell like herpes
I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
I could hear his roommate in the background imitating my sex sounds...
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
No memories of receiving this. Or of getting home. Or of apparently developing a taste for marmalade, which I assume is yours because I have literally never eaten it before. It's all over the kitchen. And my phone. And in my hair. Oh god I wish I wasn't on the train to work. X And sorry about the kitchen x
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
you are singlehandedly the most cursed object the universe ever conceived
I don't want to spend an inordinate amount of time with you, I want to have sex with you. Duhhhhhh.
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
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