community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
just heard 2 nerds making fun of a girl for mispronouncing stochiometry. they followed it up by discussing the mathematical equation for getting laid. my day just became 100x better.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
Fuck you. how could you leave me passed out hangin out my truck window when you knew it was starting to rain?
Oh we're fine. I made her a "sorry I peed on you" omelet.
oh my god. separately texting an Allie and an Ally while drunk is hard, and I'm climbed 1/2 way up a bridge pier.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She ditched her BF in the library to come see me wasted at a house party and i still ended up banging that rugby chick instead.
I hate find pieces of condom wrappers on carpet. It's like god is throwing flakes of shame for me to vacuum up
I can now recognize that when my wine bottle reaches a certain point, I probably shouldn't tweet, text or call anyone. RESPONSIBILITY
THE FASTEST WAY TO MY HEART IS THROUGH FAMILY SIZED BAGS OF GENERIC BRAND CHEESE BALLS
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
You know its a good night when ur woken up by the bartender asking you how he ended up at your house
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