Oh My! A car just drove by me a splashed me with a wave of water. I am drenched and soaking wet!
I am sorry--all I heard is that you are wet.
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
we went back to her place to bone only to find her boyfriend having sex.. with MY girlfriend
i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
He's like the houdini of condoms. I never even realized he put one on before we fucked. he's magical.
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
He FaceTimed me fucking his new girlfriend. He was wearing a banana costume.
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
When you start lapping your martini like a cat it's time to go home. Partys over.
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
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