Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
he's washing the lighter in the sink and telling me to picture unicorns. requesting backup.
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
You're the only person I know who would be upset about making out with a girl you like. You're like a drunken Charlie Brown.
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
When i'm home next we need to get baked and go to waffle house. I want to see if the waitress can still guess my intoxication level and what i'm about to order before i even make it to the table.
The security deposit's gone, let's trash this motherfucker
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
I'm 2 seconds away from smashing the bottle and drinking it off the counter with a straw.
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
Randomize
