So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
I had to puke in a pizza box on the drive home. People saw.
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
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Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
Just saw 1 guy dressed as a cow and another dressed as a shrimp dancing on the side of the road. We're turning around I NEED to dance with them.
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I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
I'll have to text you later. Trying to have civilized conversations with the boyfriends parents when I'm 100% aware I just blew their son in the bathroom 5 mins ago. Stay tuned.
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
I feel like him using the excuse "I'm not a fan of lying" to stop me from sleeping around is hypocritical since he's cheating on his wife with me.
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