chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
He still lectured me about forgetting shit. Than he said he's gonna paint me green so I can stand in a corner and be a plant.
If anyone could figure out how to pee on someone's soul, it would be you.
You always know what to say to make me feel better.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
Planning a foam party. Swimsuits are mandatory, and please no granny suits. If you wear a granny suit I will stick you in the corner and put a cone hat on your head.
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
it's the amount of time you spend on preventing me from puking that really cements this friendship
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
He left a fire sauce packet from taco bell that said "promise you'll text me in the morning" on my nightstand.
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
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