It took you an unbelievable amount of time to realize that your ass was on fire.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
He was trying to hotbox the banana suit. Of course we traded him for vodka.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
The sex was so bad. I kept sending people snapchats of my face during it.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
You know how I know she's ugly? 97% of her profile pics are flowers or animals. And what do we know about pretty people and the Internet?
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
Sitting in my junior high parking lot high on ambien talking to a stranger I met on tinder. What is life?
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
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