I got date raped at Sigma Chi last night!
Dude, you never made it to Chi last night. You fell into a tree and passed out.
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
We found your brother, passed out, floating in our pool, with a bottle, on a blow up mattress. How did he mange to walk 2 blocks and get into our backyard?
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
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There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
The pet store wouldn't sell us fish because they said they could tell we were drunk.
Some chick is drunk waving down a taxi with a slice of pizza.
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
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Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
I ate 1200 calories worth of chocolate covered marshmallows and googled why it is okay to be single forever
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
My boobs look fucktastic, I have a booty call on Sunday and a dick photo on my phone. Life is grand!
What happened last night? I just woke up and there's like 15 mcflurry cups on the floor
You don't remember stealing them?
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