If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
I just saw a man salute the budweiser truck on the highway. I want to follow him and shake his hand.
i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
He realized that I was watching deadliest catch while we were jerkin off on FaceTime.
I just got high and swiffered the bathroom floor....2 for 2 on brilliant life ideas
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
Did you mean to say flashlight? Or did your grandpa really give you a fleshlight for your bday?
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