I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
I am one bad relationship away from having 30 cats.
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
I was scoping hash out of our weed jar with a spoon and I realized we need to buy actual utensils. This plastic shit is killing me I've broke 3 spoons
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
You chucked an empty vodka bottle against the wall and yelled "Everyone calm the fuck down, it's just the cops." After 10 seconds of silence I looked over and saw you pissing their fountain.
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
I just text my one night stand Happy Easter on her way home...now would be a good time for the lord to smite me.
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
I remember reading the word "lift" so I did. The alarn went off, and I thought to myself "what dumbass pulls the fucking fire alarm?" and then I realized it was me...
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