idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
Have you ever realized how cool bread is? Like so many things taste good on it. Like its crazy to think that peanut butter and turkey can both taste good on the same thing.
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
It's gotten to a point that when guys say "I'm gonna cum" I've developed a habit of responding "dooo itttt" in a deep voice. #isthatweird
If I make it home without being sick in this captain's hat it will be a fucking miracle.
I'm so drunk. Remember me this way.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
you tried to strip tease your way into canada but got arrested instead. don't worry, your mom doesn't know.
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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