I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
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So the same day I accidentally bought waterproof mascara is the day I accidentally had shower sex. The world is finally on my side.
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
She said she couldn't sleep with a guy who had blood stains on his ceiling. I tried to explain it wasn't my blood, but she still left :(
woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
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So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
I just swallowed confetti and motor-boated some guys beard...#happy2015
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
Just because you haven’t had your UTI yet doesn’t mean you have a right to talk like Yoda
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