I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
well I washed the adderal like an idiot. the capsules broke but the beads inside were intact. so my landlady came in and caught me licking the dryer lint screen
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
You asked me if I was judging you for being drunk, and if I can hypnotize you make sober.
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
I woke up to an email from expedia confirming my flight to hong kong
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
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