4 words: hood of his car
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
Nothing like pulling a bottle of vodka out of your purse at 7am in the security line to make your fellow passengers uncomfortable...
My mouth tastes like what I imagine a hobo's skin would taste like.
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
Hello my rib-scented angel!
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
Beer Olympics must happen in honor of the legit Olympics.
I just chased my birth control with Smirnoff. Shit's about to go down.
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