i just shit an entire soup salad and breadsticks from the olive garden... bud light wins again.
Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
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just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
Do you remember calling me and dedicating a shot to me?
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
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I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
Turns out my GF and my FWB have a mutual friend. Yada yada yada, I need to crash on your couch
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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