At my boss' house at a bbq. Had a few beers. Taking a poop - there's no TP...this is my nightmare.
so I woke up and found tortilla in my belly button
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
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Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
Any time you've had a failed relationship, I blast No Sex for Ben by The Rapture and dance around my room. I wish I was joking.
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
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If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
I woke up in my bed with candy and beer bottles all around me and i dont know where any of it came from. I love valentines day.
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