I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
Ugh he's texting me.
Tell him you're no longer interested in what he has to offer; his shitty personality outweighs his sexual prowess.
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You can cross "give someone a blow job while playing Colors of the Wind" off my bucket list.
I just added a bunch of arbitrary options to my ouija board. Ghosts can now tell me "cheddar," "the homosexual agenda," "the whole foods vegan aisle," or "viable offspring"
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
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Can you repeat that, but with context?
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
where are my pants?
in the oven.
I was sleeping and woke up in the bathroom already puking like i slept walk. Perrrrrrfect.
he came with me to get plan b but they didn't have any. when I started crying he said "come on it's not that bad.. ill go get sandwiches from the vending machine and we'll have our first meal together as a family"
And somehow in between all the vomitting you managed to mumble "Well this is attractive!" And I swear that's when I fell in love. Best. First. Date. Ever!
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