she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
She never called back. Financed a fleshlight.
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ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
I really want to shower but i'm afraid i'll sober up. My mouth feels like a stripper pole too...
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
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I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
I feel like I got hit by a truck. And I vaguely remember getting into an argument with a passive aggressive Ron Burgundy in a onesie- grown man, not a baby- about the pronunciation of New Orleans
There's not really an emoticon that says "I'm sorry I honked your boobs, and that you weren't a fan of that."
They think I'm one of them. I'm about to get drunk in a Santa suit and bust down the door singing Christmas carols.
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