Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
I just used celery as a chaser. That's the level of my refrigerator.
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
well that explains the french fry and ketchup packet rolled into the wasitband of my sweats. thank you drunk me.
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
Can you please reassure him im not a scary or intimidating person? And that really my entire life is a series of completely ridiculous events that have led me here?
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
I fucking love my neighbors. I offered him chocolate and somehow it turned into a sexual proposition.
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was
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