I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
Dress was in bathroom covered in shards of glass, earrings on living room floor, bracelet still missing, purse in backyard. The cast of Princess Bride all left the bar to make sure I was ok. Perfect night
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
Got kicked out of the club and woke up at a frat house. Good night? Couldn't tell you. I got a date out of it I'm glad someone thinks my drinking problem is cute.
I enjoy the company of your penis
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