Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
I awoke this morning alone and naked in my bed I forecast my date later not going so well because I have three giant hickies on my neck there is a note next to my bed that looks a 3rd grader wrote it on my college acceptance letter
My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
You think your roommate is bad? The guy they paired me with is such a nerd, his very presence at a party blocks every cock in the room.
I vaguely remember ordering a water at some point last night. It's good to know drunk me can still be responsible.
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
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