Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
So I just almost came on my own face I had to dodge it as it was flying by...that was a first
He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
did all my christmas shopping this morning at 4am drunk. never went to sleep. i was walking home drunk last night when i passed a target and saw 3 kids having a dance off. had to join. somehow they convinced me to go shoopping with them. i bought 4 disco balls and a lava lamp.
words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
dream priorities were more important than voting today. don't tell me you wouldn't keep going back to sleep to find out who would win a fight between oprah and godzilla
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
She seriously spent 30 minutes trying to make balloon animals out of my limp dick...
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Exactly.
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
to have them in my mouth would be like meeting a unicorn while floating on a cloud of glitter
I just opened a beer with a child's toy at a 5 year olds birthday....can you look up the next AA meeting?!!
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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