I have a new suitor he got my # last nite... I was to tipsy to function! What was I thinking!! It's like u when u first met me
Dear everyone that texted me last night wondering where i was. i ended up face down blacked up drunk before i made it to the party. My bad
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
I just had my first non-cocaine-induced nosebleed for the first time in 2 years. This calls for a celebration.
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
I slept with one of the directors so you would get a good price on the ballroom for your reception. I'm the best MOH. You owe me bitch
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
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