yeah I know. she is a stupid fat trailer trash bitchwhore and I hate her
but when she came up to me in the bar I had to be all like "OMG HEYYY how are you, I haven't seen you in foreverrrrr!!"
but for the record, yeah, I hope she gets mauled by a bear and dies
dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
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Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
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wait no I wore my bra home that morning. I stole someone's bra last night?
Remember last time I drank with my mom? I asked if I got my dick sucking abilities from her.
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
My vagina measures dicks. It's accurate to the half inch.
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
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