I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
I consider it a good night. I met Jimmy Buffet, who grabbed my ass, and I body-checked a toddler. She had it coming.
As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
George Washington did not fight for our freedom just to have people shit themselves all night
My ex is having a baby and I'm over here planning my dogs birthday celebration...
When is the party?
Def don't remember taking those pics I sent you...but it looks like I was in a car? Shit. Looks like my Uber passenger rating just went up exponentially.
Did I just pee in the Taco Bell parking lot?
Yep. But do you remember wiping with my quesadilla?
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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