READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
Hypothetically, if a stripper with braces bites you on the cleavage and it leaves an open wound, do you need a tetanus shot?
I want you to come over here and spit coffee in my mouth like a momma bird feeding a baby bird. That hung over.
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
She told him that she never wanted to see him again then took his takeout box of bacon cheddar fries and got in the uber saying "for feminism"
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
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