I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
I feel like death. And death is wearing a fleece blanket as a dress. And is seriously contemplating wearing this to go get something to eat.
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
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Remember my theory about how the universe perfectly unfolds to fuck me? Well, it's at work right now
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
At some point you realize they're vacuuming and you still have to sober up. Please find me a boyfriend thanks .
There's a picture of you on facebook laying in the street with 3 cops standing over you after you faceplanted off that guy's shoulders.
Is that what happened to my face?!
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most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
Then she looked me straight in the eyes and asked me if I missed my foreskin. Weirdest conversation ever.
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
I'm so hung over that I just tried to send you a screen shot of the cracked screen on my phone.
As your friend, I promise I will drink a full bottle of vodka and belly slide down the stairs with you if that test is positive
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
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