.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
my purse only fit my wallet or the martini shaker. it wasnt even a question of which i was bringing.
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
Chances are I'll be there for your wedding. Camelbaks filled with jack and coke are appropriate attire, right?
if I see a bottle of vodka right now I'll probably throw up gum I swallowed when I was a kid
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
The guy at the ER said it was the first time he's given stitches for a funneling accident. Then he seemed upset that I took pride in that...
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
third nipple confirmed
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
I FLASHED A GUY AT MCDONALDS FOR A FREE BREAKFAST BURRITO. IT WORKED!
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